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ESL 110: Flower Power


ESL 110: Flower Power



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Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn't in love with his wife. He was in love with his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a car show. She was one of the pretty models who gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the new cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he would buy a new Mercedes if she would go out with him. She said yes, and one thing led to another.

Ted's wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted bought the new car, since he had just bought a new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked the Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now hers. He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted started staying late "at the office." He told Stephanie that he had to work extra hours to help pay for the Mercedes. She didn't mind—she was enjoying her Cadillac.

When Lauren's birthday rolled around, Ted called up 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To ensure that the transaction would be private, he put it on his business credit card. Even though Ted had to give his home phone and address, the Blossom representative promised that no paperwork would go to Ted's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman at the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including an envelope marked "Thank You, 1-800-Blossom." Stephanie was curious. It wasn't her birthday, or Valentine's Day, or their anniversary. Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening the envelope, she hoped she wasn't going to ruin a surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked Ted for his order of three dozen roses. The letter even included the note that went with the flowers: "My darling Lauren: These roses aren't half as pretty as you are." The letter offered a 10-percent discount on Ted's next order.

When Ted got home late that night, he found an angry note on the door explaining why all the locks had been changed. Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining his marriage.

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*Vocabulary:

• anniversary:
• blossom:
• Cadillac:
• curious:
• discount:
• ensure:
• envelope:
• extol:
• extra:
• impress:
• Mercedes:
• model:
• offer:
• private:
• representative:
• ruin:
• sales pitch:
• surprise:
• transaction:
• Valentine's_Day:
• wonder:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Ted in love?

• Was he in love with his wife?

• Was he in love with his girlfriend?

• Was Lauren his girlfriend?

• Did he meet her at a car wash?

• Was she a pretty model?

• Did Ted promise to take her for a ride in his new Mercedes?

• Did one thing lead to another?

• Was Stephanie Ted's mom?

• Had he just bought a new Mercedes two years ago?

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*Fill in blanks:

Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn’t _____ love with his wife. He was in love _____ his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a _____ show. She was one of the pretty models _____ gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the_____ cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he _____ buy a new Mercedes if she would go _____ with him. She said yes, and one thing _____ to another.
Ted’s wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted _____ the new car, since he had just bought _____ new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked_____ Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now _____ . He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted_____ staying late “at the office.” He told Stephanie _____ he had to work extra hours to help _____ for the Mercedes. She didn’t mind—she was enjoying _____ Cadillac.

When Lauren’s birthday rolled around, Ted called _____ 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To _____ that the transaction would be private, he put _____ on his business credit card. Even though Ted _____ to give his home phone and address, the _____ representative promised that no paperwork would go to _____ 's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman _____ the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including _____ envelope marked “Thank You, 1-800-Blossom.” Stephanie was curious. _____ wasn’t her birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or their _____ . Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening _____ envelope, she hoped she wasn’t going to ruin _____ surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked _____ for his order of three dozen roses. The _____ even included the note that went with the _____ : “My darling Lauren: These roses aren’t half as _____ as you are.” The letter offered a 10-percent _____ on Ted’s next order.

When Ted got home _____ that night, he found an angry note on _____ door explaining why all the locks had been _____ . Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining _____ marriage.

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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Nộp bài ESL 110: Flower Power
*Vocabulary:

• anniversary: Kỷ niệm
• blossom: Hoa
• Cadillac: Cadillac
• curious: Tò mò
• discount: Giảm giá
• ensure: Đảm bảo
• envelope: Phong bì
• extol: Khen ngợi
• extra: Thêm
• impress: Gây ấn tượng
• Mercedes: Mercedes
• model: Mô hình
• offer: Cung cấp
• private: Tư nhân
• representative: Người đại diện
• ruin: Làm hỏng
• sales pitch: Sự tán tỉnh bán hàng
• surprise: Bất ngờ
• transaction: Giao dịch
• Valentine's_Day: Ngày lễ tình nhân
• wonder: Tự hỏi

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Ted in love? Yes

• Was he in love with his wife? No

• Was he in love with his girlfriend? Yes

• Was Lauren his girlfriend? Yes

• Did he meet her at a car wash? No

• Was she a pretty model? Yes

• Did Ted promise to take her for a ride in his new Mercedes? No

• Did one thing lead to another? Yes

• Was Stephanie Ted's mom? No

• Had he just bought a new Mercedes two years ago? No

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*Fill in blanks:

Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn’t _in_ love with his wife. He was in love _with_ his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a _car_ show. She was one of the pretty models _who_ gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the_new_ cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he _would_ buy a new Mercedes if she would go _out_ with him. She said yes, and one thing _led_ to another.
Ted’s wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted _bought_ the new car, since he had just bought _a_ new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked_the_ Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now _hers_ . He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted_started_ staying late “at the office.” He told Stephanie _that_ he had to work extra hours to help _pay_ for the Mercedes. She didn’t mind—she was enjoying _her_ Cadillac.

When Lauren’s birthday rolled around, Ted called _up_ 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To _ensure_ that the transaction would be private, he put _it_ on his business credit card. Even though Ted _had_ to give his home phone and address, the _Blossom_ representative promised that no paperwork would go to _Ted_ 's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman _at_ the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including _an_ envelope marked “Thank You, 1-800-Blossom.” Stephanie was curious. _It_ wasn’t her birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or their _anniversary_ . Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening _the_ envelope, she hoped she wasn’t going to ruin _a_ surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked _Ted_ for his order of three dozen roses. The _letter_ even included the note that went with the _flowers_ : “My darling Lauren: These roses aren’t half as _pretty_ as you are.” The letter offered a 10-percent _discount_ on Ted’s next order.

When Ted got home _late_ that night, he found an angry note on _the_ door explaining why all the locks had been _changed_ . Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining _his_ marriage.

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• anniversary: lễ kỷ niệm
• blossom: hoa
• Cadillac:
• curious (adj) tò mò
• discount: khấu trừ
• ensure: bảo đảm
• envelope: bao bọc
• extol: tán dương
• extra: thêm vào
• impress: in dấu, khắc sâu
• Mercedes:
• model: hiện đại
• offer: biếu, tặng
• private: riêng
• representative: biểu hiện, đại diện
• ruin: phá, hủy hoại
• sales pitch: quầy hàng
• surprise: làm ngạc nhiên
• transaction: giao dịch
• Valentine's_Day:
• wonder: tự hỏi

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Ted in love?yes

• Was he in love with his wife?no

• Was he in love with his girlfriend?yes

• Was Lauren his girlfriend?yes

• Did he meet her at a car wash?no

• Was she a pretty model?yes

• Did Ted promise to take her for a ride in his new Mercedes?no

• Did one thing lead to another?yes

• Was Stephanie Ted's mom?no

• Had he just bought a new Mercedes two years ago?no

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*Fill in blanks:

Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn’t __in___ love with his wife. He was in love ___with__ his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a ___car__ show. She was one of the pretty models __who___ gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the__news___ cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he __would___ buy a new Mercedes if she would go ___out__ with him. She said yes, and one thing __led___ to another.
Ted’s wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted __bought___ the new car, since he had just bought _a____ new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked___the__ Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now __hers___ . He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted___began__ staying late “at the office.” He told Stephanie ___that__ he had to work extra hours to help __pay___ for the Mercedes. She didn’t mind—she was enjoying __her___ Cadillac.

When Lauren’s birthday rolled around, Ted called __the___ 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To _ensure____ that the transaction would be private, he put ___it__ on his business credit card. Even though Ted __had___ to give his home phone and address, the ___Blossom__ representative promised that no paperwork would go to ___ted__ 's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman ___at__ the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including __the___ envelope marked “Thank You, 1-800-Blossom.” Stephanie was curious. __It___ wasn’t her birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or their __anniversary___ . Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening __the___ envelope, she hoped she wasn’t going to ruin __the___ surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked __Ted_ for his order of three dozen roses. The __letter__ even included the note that went with the __note___ : “My darling Lauren: These roses aren’t half as ___pretty__ as you are.” The letter offered a 10-percent __discount___ on Ted’s next order.

When Ted got home __at___ that night, he found an angry note on _the____ door explaining why all the locks had been __changed___ . Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining __his___ marriage.

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ESL 110: Flower Power
*Vocabulary:


• anniversary: Kỷ niệm
• blossom: Hoa
• Cadillac: Cadillac
• curious: Tò mò
• discount: Giảm giá
• ensure: Đảm bảo
• envelope: Phong bì
• extol: Khen ngợi
• extra: Thêm
• impress: Gây ấn tượng
• Mercedes: Mercedes
• model: Mô hình
• offer: Cung cấp
• private: Tư nhân
• representative: Người đại diện
• ruin: Làm hỏng
• sales pitch: Sự tán tỉnh bán hàng
• surprise: Bất ngờ
• transaction: Giao dịch
• Valentine's_Day: Ngày lễ tình nhân
• wonder: Tự hỏi

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Ted in love? Yes

• Was he in love with his wife? No

• Was he in love with his girlfriend? Yes

• Was Lauren his girlfriend? Yes

• Did he meet her at a car wash? No

• Was she a pretty model? Yes

• Did Ted promise to take her for a ride in his new Mercedes? No

• Did one thing lead to another? Yes

• Was Stephanie Ted's mom? No

• Had he just bought a new Mercedes two years ago? No

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*Fill in blanks:

Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn’t _in_ love with his wife. He was in love _with_ his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a _car_ show. She was one of the pretty models _who_ gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the_new_ cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he _would_ buy a new Mercedes if she would go _out_ with him. She said yes, and one thing _led_ to another.
Ted’s wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted _bought_ the new car, since he had just bought _a_ new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked_the_ Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now _hers_ . He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted_started_ staying late “at the office.” He told Stephanie _that_ he had to work extra hours to help _pay_ for the Mercedes. She didn’t mind—she was enjoying _her_ Cadillac.

When Lauren’s birthday rolled around, Ted called _up_ 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To _ensure_ that the transaction would be private, he put _it_ on his business credit card. Even though Ted _had_ to give his home phone and address, the _Blossom_ representative promised that no paperwork would go to _Ted_ 's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman _at_ the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including _an_ envelope marked “Thank You, 1-800-Blossom.” Stephanie was curious. _It_ wasn’t her birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or their _anniversary_ . Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening _the_ envelope, she hoped she wasn’t going to ruin _a_ surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked _Ted_ for his order of three dozen roses. The _letter_ even included the note that went with the _flowers_ : “My darling Lauren: These roses aren’t half as _pretty_ as you are.” The letter offered a 10-percent _discount_ on Ted’s next order.

When Ted got home _late_ that night, he found an angry note on _the_ door explaining why all the locks had been _changed_ . Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining _his_ marriage.
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Translate into Vietnamese:

Sức mạnh của hoa

Ted Nugent đang yêu. Không may thay, anh không yêu vợ mình. Anh đang yêu bạn gái. Anh gặp Lauren ở triễn lãm xe. Cô là một trong những cô người mẫu xinh đẹp để mời chào bán hàng những chiếc xe mới. Để gây ấn tượng với cô, Ted hứa sẽ mua chiếc Mercedes mới nếu cô chịu đi chơi với anh. Cô đồng ý, và mọi việc cứ tiếp diễn.

Vợ Ted, Stephanie, tự hỏi sao Ted mua xe mới, vì anh mới mua chiếc Cadillac mới hai năm trước đây. Vì Stephanie thích chiếc Cadillac nhiều lắm, Ted nói, bây giờ nó là của cô. Anh mua chiếc Mercedes cho anh. Ted bắt đầu làm việc muộn "ở văn phòng." Anh nói với Stephanie anh phải làm ngoài giờ để mua chiếc Mercedes. Cô không để ý - cô đang tận hưởng chiếc Cadillac của mình.

Khi đến sinh nhật Lauren, Ted gọi cửa hàng 1-800-Blossom và gửi cô ba tá hoa hồng. Để đảm bảo việc giao dịch diễn ra riêng tư, anh để lại danh thiếp. Mặc dù Ted phải cho số điện thoại và địa chỉ nhà, người đại diện cửa hàng Blossom hứa sẽ không có giấy tờ gì đến nhà Ted.

Một tuần sau, Stephanie đón người đưa thư tại thùng thư. Anh đưa cho cô bức thư, có bao bì ghi "Cảm ơn, 1-800-Blossom." Stephanie tò mò. Không phải ngày sinh của cô, hay ngày Valentine, hoặc ngày kỷ niệm của họ. Tại sao Ted lại đặt hoa? Mở phong bì, cô hy vọng cô không làm huỷ sự ngạc nhiên từ chồng mình. Bức thư đính kèm cảm ơn ted đã đặt ba tá hoa hồng. Thư còn kẹp thêm ghi chú của Ted đi cùng với những đoá hoa: "Em yêu Lauren: Những hoa hồng này không đẹp bằng một nửa nhan sắc của em." Thư giảm giá mười phần trăm cho lần đặt hàng sau của Ted.

Khi Ted về nhà trễ tối hôm đó, anh thấy một tờ giấy nhắn giận dữ trên cửa giải thích vì sao toàn bộ khoá cửa đã bị thay. Bốn tuần sau, Ted kiện 1-800-Blossom vì đã phá huỷ cuộc hôn nhân của anh.

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LESSON 110:

FLOWER POWER - SỨC MẠNH CỦA HOA

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*Vocabulary:

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• anniversary: ngày kỷ niệm, lễ kỷ niệm
• blossom: hoa.
• Cadillac:
• curious: tò mò, hiếu kỳ.
• discount: chiết khấu, giảm giá, bớt giá.
• ensure: bảo đảm, làm cho chắc chắn.
• envelope: phong bì.
• extol: tán dương, ca tụng.
• extra: thêm.
• impress: gây ấn tượng, làm cảm động.
• Mercedes:
• model: người mẫu.
• offer: đề nghị.
• private: riêng tư.
• representative: người đại diện.
• ruin: làm tan nát, tàn phá.
• sales pitch: chào hàng.
• surprise: ngạc nhiên.
• transaction: sự buôn bán, sự giao dịch.
• Valentine's_Day: Ngày Lễ Tình Nhân.
• wonder: tự hỏi.

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Was Ted in love?
- Yes, he was.

• Was he in love with his wife?
- No, he wasn't.

• Was he in love with his girlfriend?
- Yé, he was.

• Was Lauren his girlfriend?
- Yes, she was.

• Did he meet her at a car wash?
- No, he didn't. He met her at a car show.

• Was she a pretty model?
- Yes, she was.

• Did Ted promise to take her for a ride in his new Mercedes?
- No, he didn't.

• Did one thing lead to another?
- Yes, it did.

• Was Stephanie Ted's mom?
- No, she wasn't. She was Ted's wife.

• Had he just bought a new Mercedes two years ago?
- No, he hadn't. He had just bought a new Cadillac two years ago.

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*Fill in blanks:
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Ted Nugent was in love. Unfortunately, he wasn’t in love with his wife. He was in love with his girlfriend. He had met Lauren at a car show. She was one of the pretty models who gave sales pitches extolling the wonders of the new cars. To impress her, Ted promised that he would buy a new Mercedes if she would go out with him. She said yes, and one thing led to another.

Ted’s wife, Stephanie, wondered why Ted bought the new car, since he had just bought a new Cadillac two years ago. Because Stephanie liked the Cadillac so much, Ted said, it was now hers . He had bought the Mercedes for himself. Ted was staying late “at the office.” He told Stephanie that he had to work extra hours to help pay for the Mercedes. She didn’t mind—she was enjoying her Cadillac.

When Lauren’s birthday rolled around, Ted called the 1-800-Blossom and sent her three dozen roses. To ensure that the transaction would be private, he put it on his business credit card. Even though Ted had to give his home phone and address, the Blossom representative promised that no paperwork would go to Ted 's home.

A week later, Stephanie greeted the mailman at the mailbox. He handed her the mail, including an envelope marked “Thank You, 1-800-Blossom.” Stephanie was curious. It wasn’t her birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or their anniversary . Why on earth had Ted ordered flowers? Opening the envelope, she hoped she wasn’t going to ruin a surprise from her husband. The enclosed letter thanked Ted for his order of three dozen roses. The letter even included the note that went with the flowers : “My darling Lauren: These roses aren’t half as pretty as you are.” The letter offered a 10-percent discount on Ted’s next order.

When Ted got home late that night, he found an angry note on the door explaining why all the locks had been changed . Four weeks later, Ted sued 1-800-Blossom for ruining his marriage.

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Ted Nugent đang yêu. Thật không may, anh không phải đang yêu vợ mình. Anh đang yêu cô bạn gái. Anh đã gặp Lauren tại một buổi triển lãm xe hơi. Cô là một trong những cô người mẫu xinh đẹp đang ca tụng những điểm phi thường của chiếc xe mới để chào bán. Để gây ấn tượng với cô, Ted hứa sẽ mua chiếc xe Mercedes mới nếu cô đi chơi với anh. Cô đồng ý, và chuyện này đã dẫn đến chuyện kia.

Stephanie, vợ của Ted, ngạc nhiên vì sao Ted lại mua xe mới, bởi anh vừa mua chiếc xe Cadillac mới được hai năm. Vì Stephanie rất thích chiếc Cadillac, Ted bảo, bây giờ chiếc xe này là của cô. Anh mua chiếc Mercedes cho riêng anh thôi. Ted bắt đầu ở lại trễ "tại văn phòng." Anh nói với Stephanie anh phải làm thêm giờ để giúp trả tiền cho chiếc Mercedes. Cô không để ý gì cả-cô đang vui thích với chiếc Cadillac của mình.

Khi sinh nhật của Lauren đến gần, Ted gọi đến 1-800-Blossom và gởi cho cô ba mươi sáu bông hồng. Để chắc chắn rằng việc giao dịch sẽ được riêng tư, anh đã đặt bằng thẻ tín dụng của công ty mình. Cho dù Ted đã đưa số điện thoại và địa chỉ nhà ở, nhân viên bán hàng của Blossom cam đoan sẽ không có giấy tờ gì đưa đến nhà anh cả.

Một tuần sau, Stephanie chào hỏi người đưa thư tại chỗ hộp thư. Ông ta đưa cho cô thư từ, bao gồm một phong bì được viết "Xin cám ơn, 1-800-Blossom." Stephanie rất hiếu kỳ. Không phải sinh nhật của cô, hoặc ngày Lễ Tình nhân, hay kỷ niệm ngày cưới của họ. Vì cái quái gì mà Ted lại đặt hoa cơ chứ? Mở cái phong bì, cô hy vọng mình sẽ không phá hỏng sự ngạc nhiên từ chồng mình. Tờ giấy gởi kèm trong phong bì cám ơn Ted vì đã đặt ba mươi sáu bông hồng. Thậm chí bức thư còn kèm tờ ghi chú gởi đi cùng các đoá hoa. "Lauren yêu: Những bông hồng này chỉ đẹp bằng một nửa của em thôi." Bức thư đề nghị chiết khấu 10% cho lần đặt hàng sau của Ted.

Tối hôm đó, lúc Ted trở về nhà trễ, anh phát hiện một tờ giấy ghi chú đầy giận dữ giải thích vì sao tất cả khoá cửa đã được thay đổi. Bốn tuần sau đó, Ted kiện 1-800-Blossom vì đã huỷ hoại cuộc hôn nhân của anh.

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. 73.Priced to Sell!
. 74.The Handyman Comes
. 75.A Woman Has Needs
. 76.A Hot Day and a Cool Pool
. 77.Up, Up, and Away
. 78.Man's Best Friend
. 79.Six Feet Under
. 80.An Unhappy Worker
. 81.Why the Sky Is Brown
. 82.It’s a Small World
. 83.Suspicious Shoppers
. 84.Death Is Part of Life
. 85.Tagger Shoots Woman
. 86.Crime on the Rise
. 87.Too Soft on Crime
. 88.Pluto Chases Kid
. 89.In Harm’s Way
. 90."Semper Buy"
. 91.A Little Respect, Please
. 92.A Dream from Beyond-1
. 93.A Dream from Beyond-2
. 94.A Trip to Egypt
. 95.No Doughnuts for Old Folks
. 96.It’s Just Business
. 97.A Walk in the Wild
. 98.Elvis Is Alive and Well
. 99.Bad Weed, Bad Call
. 100.Shark Attack


. 101.Love in the Hospital
. 102.Interstate Bridge Collapses
. 103.Stop Selling Those Bunnies
. 104.Actor Tries to Kill Himself
. 105.US Senator Says He’s not Gay
. 106.E.Coli Is Everywhere
. 107.Influenza
. 108.The Hospital Orderly-1
. 109.The Hospital Orderly-2
. 110.Flower Power
. 111.Dog Inherits Millions
. 112.Man Holds Staff Hostage
. 113.Young Boy Defends Sister
. 114.Remember Me?
. 115.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 116.Sail Around the World
. 117.New Dog-Barking Law
. 118.Man Flies in Lawn Chair-1
. 119.Man Flies in Lawn Chair-2
. 120.Cleaning a Dirty Plate
. 121.Her Driving Lesson
. 122.Hurricane Dean
. 123.Adventurer Disappears
. 124.Nursing Student Disappears
. 125.The Lovely Banana
. 126.Smells like Chicken
. 127.The Wedding-1
. 128.The Wedding-2
. 129.The Waiter
. 130.Your Country Thanks You
. 131.D.B.Cooper Lives On-1
. 132.D.B.Cooper Lives On-2
. 133.I’m No Alcoholic!
. 134.48 Homes Burn Down-1
. 135.48 Homes Burn Down-2
. 136.Drought Attacks Georgia
. 137.A Bad MRI Experience
. 138.Body in a Barrel-1
. 139.Body in a Barrel-2
. 140.Red Meat, Gray Water
. 141.All Bite, No Bark
. 142.Tiger Kills Two Men-1
. 143.Tiger Kills Two Men-2
. 144.Red Flowers Make Her See Red
. 145.The Starbucks Robbery
. 146.The Argument-1
. 147.The Argument-2
. 148.The Toilet Tank-1
. 149.The Toilet Tank-2
. 150.Santa Was Molested




. 151.Fire Kills Two Young Girls
. 152.Police Arrest Fire-Starters
. 153.Get out of "Jail"-1
. 154.Get out of "Jail"-2
. 155.New Year Celebrations
. 156.$50K to Waitress-1
. 157.$50K to Waitress-2
. 158.Who Needs School?
. 159.Black Friday
. 160.JFK Assassination
. 161.Don’t Top Off the Tanks
. 162.The Clapper
. 163.Tuberculosis Still Kills
. 164.Old Dogs Become Young Again
. 165.Ham and Eggplant
. 166.A Hole in Her Ear-1
. 167.A Hole in Her Ear-2
. 168.The Drugs Keep Coming
. 169.Missing Husband-1
. 170.Missing Husband-2
. 171.Don’t Get Mad-Get Even
. 172.The Christmas Gift-1
. 173.The Christmas Gift-2
. 174.The Haircut-1
. 175.The Haircut-2
. 176.The Robbery at the Mall-1
. 177.The Robbery at the Mall-2
. 178.The Driving Lesson-1
. 179.The Driving Lesson-2
. 180.The Move to Georgia-1
. 181.The Move to Georgia-2
. 182.I’ll Get a Job in a Restaurant
. 183.A Cleaner River-1
. 184.A Cleaner River-2
. 185.The Spitter
. 186.Kill Those Flies-1
. 187.Kill Those Flies-2
. 188.The Oil Change-1
. 189.The Oil Change-2
. 190.Boy Starts Huge Fire
. 191.Writers Go on Strike
. 192.Please Don’t Hurt Me!
. 193.It’s Just a Little White Lie
. 194.Jury Service in California
. 195.The Rude Golfer-1
. 196.The Rude Golfer-2
. 197.Man Invents Toilet for Cars
. 198.Monkeys Cause Man’s Death
. 199.The Light Eater-1
. 200.The Light Eater-2


. 201.Sara Went Shopping
. 202.Man Injured at Fast Food Place
. 203.A Life-Saving Cow
. 204.Driver Loses Mabel, Finds Jail
. 205.Jerry Decided To Buy a Gun
. 206.Freeway Chase
. 207.Better To Be Unlucky
. 208.Food Fight Erupted in Prison
. 209.How His Pig is Doing
. 210.Goats Being Hired
. 211.A Missing Cat
. 212.Book Him
. 213.Water Under the Sink-1
. 214.Water Under the Sink-2
. 215.Theft Occurs Everywhere
. 216.Eggs and a Bunny
. 217.Goodbye to Clean Couple
. 218.$100 Deposit
. 219.Books Don’t Grow on Trees
. 220.A Murder-Suicide
. 221.New Store and Its Owners
. 222.Hit-and-Run Charge
. 223.Gasoline Prices Hit Record High
. 224.A Festival of Books
. 225.Crazy Housing Prices
. 226.Happy and Unhappy Renters
. 227.Pulling Out Nine Tons of Trash
. 228.Cloning Pets
. 229.Rentals at the Oceanside
. 230.Trees Are a Threat
. 231.Gets Booked, Writes a Book
. 232.Popular Park Reopens
. 233.Swim Classes Begin Soon
. 234.Not Sitting Around
. 235.Get Millions for Homeless
. 236.Tenants Watch Building Burn
. 237.Bathtub Blues
. 238.Blood Drive at Civic Center
. 239.City Hosts 42nd Art Fair
. 240.City and Crime
. 241.Bank Robbery
. 242.Immigration Goes Online
. 243.Jimmy Fixes His Door
. 244.Needs a New Air-Conditioner
. 245.Man Gets 12 Years for Fraud
. 246.Man Shoots Up Post Office
. 247.Murals Are Over 200 Years Old
. 248.Pier Collapses
. 249.Cameras in Police Cars
. 250.A School Girl Sues Her School


. 251.SUV Driver Sends Officer Flying
. 252.Boy Drowns in Neighbor's Pool
. 253.Woman Dies in House Fire
. 254.Plane Crashes into House
. 255.Fishing for Girls
. 256.Shot Next to Christmas Tree
. 257.Stabbed Outside Nightclub
. 258.Fishing Boat Sinks
. 259.The Mysterious Carport Stain
. 260.Lies About Winning Lottery
. 261.Victory Dance Leads to Death
. 262.Eat Your Vegetables
. 263.Honk if You're in a Hurry
. 264.The Man Who Loved Women
. 265.How to Get out of Jury Duty
. 266.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 267.Female Seeks Mature Male
. 268.Let’s Go Fishing
. 269.Train Wreck “Frees” Cows
. 270.Valuable Guitar Found
. 271.Stepmother Kills Herself
. 272.Beautiful Teacher Smiles
. 273.Are Criminals Taking Over LA?
. 274.Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
. 275.Say Your Prayers
. 276.The Final Phone Call
. 277.Almost Perfect Children
. 278.There Goes the Neighborhood!
. 279.Let’s Go to Vegas!
. 280.Squirrel Attacks Woman
. 281.To Save His Baby
. 282.English Is Confusing
. 283.Pump Up the Tires
. 284.Don’t Go Swimming
. 285.The Park That Went to the Dogs
. 286.Can You Spare a Carburetor?
. 287.Golf Like a Girl
. 288.Take Me Out to the Ball Game
. 289.Take This Job and Shove It
. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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